Directions in Maputo

This is a real conversation i had in the city:

How do we get to the port?
You want to go to the port?
Yes, the port.
Well first you take Mau tse tsung to the 28th of July. Then from there, follow Karl Marx until the 25th of September. Turn right on the 25th, and you can't miss it!

Maputo has some strange street names